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Friday, November 28, 2003

shocking! another update so fast! what's happening here??? :) got a funny forward from my buddy Al aka Pooper Scooper Couper Trouper and couldn't resist posting it. check this out:

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).


On a! bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Thursday, November 27, 2003

i have decided to post an update in the 5min i have free before life group.

la de da.....

what to write.....

man this is a gr8 update huh!

okok inspiration....

today was the first day in 2 years that i actually managed to do any dissecting in Dissection. I finally got over my fears, threw on a pair of gloves and de-skinned this guy's arm!! i am SO proud of myself :) hehehe i was born to be a surgeon...

and i didn't even flick that much yellow gunge onto other people's clothes.... yay :)

so the moral is, if you guys need any de-skinning done, you know who to call.

Oh yeah and I've decided that i'm starting to get a bit of a complex now, after being kicked out of the library for the third time this past week cos it was closing... thank God I'm supposedly not a geek (at least according to that test).... how Alison managed to get 34% i have no idea...

Friday, November 21, 2003

wow another update so fast how exciting :) just spent ages taking this geek test. check it out.

12.2288% - Geekish Tendencies

obviously there's something wrong with the test cos both u and i know i is a total geek! Was kicked out of the library today cos they were closing... and that is abt as geeky as it gets if u ask me

Thursday, November 20, 2003

sup boys and girls, guess its about time for another update... but i have a 200word limit to help me pratice for exams :) (not just cos i'm not in the mood to update, really!)

cardiff was AMAZING, my cheeks were still hurting from all the intense laughing and smiling like on monday afternoon! had the best time and will put photos up when my internet at home gets fixed (will be down for another week i think) but for now i'll just say a big thanks to mark christan dan and uncle tony for having me/coming to Marks... meant a lot guys... and all the jokes we pulled on dan have totally made my week! :)

link of the day

Sunday, November 02, 2003

wassup everyone!

can everyone please tag their favourite thing that has happened to them today... i wanna hear it :)

thanks

here's my uni building - some very scary rumours about what goes on on the secret 4th floor... apparantly if u fall asleep in lectures, u get dissected up there hehehe :) write me an email and i might just tell u more about it (tho u'll have to wait cos my emails get transferred through the internet slower than snail mail... not my fault, just a REEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLYYYYY slow connection... really.... i'm totally serious.... takes a few weeks...)



gotta go... prob wont update soon because i dont have internet connection in my house, tho i should get it back in a week or so hopefully, and wont have to come to the computer cluster which is a shocking 10min walk away... so if u dont hear from me in a while thats why.... i swear i'm not lazy!!

rock on guys :)

and as for who that someone is.... well.... sorry my friends are leaving and i dont wanna get peaced... :) what a shame cos i really wanted to tell u who it is!! :) see ya!

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